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Which Paul Stanley Side Project Are You? [QUIZ]

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Which Paul Stanley Side Project Are You? Over the years, beloved Kiss member Paul Stanley has graced the world with many side projects outside of painting his face and singing and strumming along with the greatest rock band of all time. It goes without saying that a true Kiss fan would have to know, and know NOW, which one of those side projects they are the physical embodiment of by answering some questions online. What are you waiting for? Get started! Start Quiz Question Your answer: Correct answer: Next You got {{SCORE_CORRECT}} out of {{SCORE_TOTAL}} SHARE YOUR RESULTSShareTweetPinEmail Your Answers…

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Movie Explosions Form Union After Unfair Treatment From Michael Bay

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By: Ross Childs HOLLYWOOD, CA—After a series of shocking accusations of mistreatment and unfair pay were levied against Michael Bay, several movie explosions have formed a union to hopefully get the famed director to agree to more equitable conditions. Bay employs hundreds, if not thousands, of Hollywood’s most notable fiery explosions, but even the hardest working boom-booms have turned out in support. “It’s a crying shame,” Demolition Dale, one of the gas truck explosions from Bad Boys 2 said in a recent comment, “folks try to downplay our roles as ‘flash in the pan,’ but we literally blow our asses…

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Lindsey Vonn Fears Dancing With The Stars In Her Future

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By: Mike Maxwell Pyeongchang, South Korea – The world just witnessed the swan song of arguably one of the best skiers of all time, Lindsey Vonn. At the sad but true age of thirty three, her Olympic career is over. It’s a bittersweet time for the legend as she gave it all on the slopes experiencing championships, broken bones, and even a footnote relationship with Tiger Woods. Vonn currently stands with the highest Super Ranking of any skier and has confirmed her competitive skiing career is over. Now what? The road ahead for sports legends has a few paths to…

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IBM’s Watson To Compete In American Ninja Warrior

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By: Jake Dierksheide SILICON VALLEY, CA – After a successful bout as a contestant on the popular game show Jeopardy, IBM’s Watson will return to television on this season of American Ninja Warrior. The natural language processing computer will be put to the ultimate test as it takes on one of the most grueling obstacle courses every designed. This will be Watson’s first game show appearance since it was able to successfully unseat Jeopardy all-star Ken Jennings in 2011, so the question on everyone’s mind is: will Watson be able to follow up its previous victory. In a statement to…

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Justice At Last: The Weinstein Company Is Changing All Of Harvey Weinstein’s Producing Credits To ‘Farty McMasturbator’

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By: Jason Elewski Just as the they are about to file for bankruptcy and free anyone bound by a non-disclosure agreement regarding their once virile founder, Harvey Weinstein, the Weinstein Company is taking one more act of penance to correct years of wrong-doing. After unwittingly ruining the lives and careers of any woman whose vocabulary included the word “no”, the Weinstein Company has decided to clear the slate of their tainted history and replace all of Harvey Weinstein’s producing credits with the name Farty McMasturbator, simultaneously shaming Mr. Weinstein and allowing viewers to watch their favorite flicks, unimpeded by the…

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O! I’m That Soup! Which Oprah Soup Are You? [Quiz]

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O! I’m That Soup! Which Oprah Soup Are You? Oprah Winfrey just released a new comfort line of soups. Her O! That’s Good soup line includes 4 soups and 4 sides. Each soup and side is artisanally crafted with special helpings of love, inspiration, and whimsy meant to nurture your hungry appetite and hungrier spirit. Take the quiz below to figure out which O! That’s Good Soup you are!  Start Quiz Question Your answer: Correct answer: Next You got {{SCORE_CORRECT}} out of {{SCORE_TOTAL}} SHARE YOUR RESULTSShareTweetPinEmail Your Answers Retake Quiz

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Beyonce Releases Voice Memo Of Shopping List; Goes Platinum

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By: Ross Childs Chicago, IL – Fans rejoiced today when Beyonce Knowles released a new album consisting entirely of her listing items from her grocery shopping list. The album,titled, Banana Milk Eggs, is believed to be a conceptual continuation of her groundbreaking 2016 release, Lemonade. This new album leads to an eventual series of albums that music experts have already dubbed, “The Delicious Cycle.” The new work, a bold, awe-inspiring spoken word style with absolutely no music, went double-platinum approximately fifteen minutes after its release. Banana Milk Eggs, or “BME,” features a number of catchy singles, not the least of…

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Meryl Streep Seen Throwing Away Plans For House Made Entirely Of Oscar Statues

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By: Ross Childs HOLLYWOOD, CA — Another Oscar night has come and gone, and many artists walked away with a coveted gold statue. One person, however, seems to have been snubbed by the awards again this year. Meryl Streep did not win for Best Actress this year, much to her chagrin, as she was seen disposing of plans to build a summer home out of Oscar statues in a Hollywood waste basket. Meryl Streep received the Best Actress nomination for her role opposite Tom Hanks in The Post: a 2017 Drama that my mom told me was good. This was…

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Elon Musk Announces Plan To Launch Every Car Into Space By 2040

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By: Huck Poe BEL AIR, CA – Elon Musk recently made history by launching a “Space Oddity”-blasting cherry-red Tesla Roadster into orbit around Mars – but it turns out that’s just the beginning for the tech magnate and inventor. Today, Musk and SpaceX announced a plan to launch every existing motorized vehicle into orbit around a celestial body in our solar system by the year 2040. “We’re very excited about our Falcon Heavy rocket launch, but this represents a much bigger victory for SpaceX and people all over the world,” said Musk in a post-launch press conference, “With the success…

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Keith Richards, 74, Found Not Dead

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By: Ross Childs Musical icon Keith Richards has reportedly not passed away today at age 74. The body of the Rolling Stones guitarist was found in his home eating a bowl of corn flakes while reading a newspaper. Upon hearing this, fans of the singer/songwriter went about their day as if nothing happened…because nothing had. Richards, who helped pioneer Rock N’ Roll as a popular music genre, was apparently in the middle of planning a 2018 tour with the rest of the Rolling Stones when he went to bed last night and woke up this morning in exceptional health.. In…

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