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Tupac’s Hologram Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

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Jan. 15, 2016 The hologram of late rapper Tupac Shakur has announced he will run for President of the United States in the 2016 election. This is a monumental achievement for the hologram community as well as the rap community. While the living Tupac would probably have voted Democrat (if he voted at all), Tupac’s hologram will run for candidacy as a Republican. Tupac’s hologram may not have the power to speak of his own accord, but the late Tupac’s discography has been mashed up by his campaign manager and will be used for debates, rally speeches, campaign ads, and…

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New Fantasy Football Off The Gridiron Takes Nation By Storm

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Jan. 14, 2016 Amidst controversy over gambling laws, fantasy football has found another loophole to allow players to continue wagering and winning money with their favorite players. What’s the catch? The action happens off the field in this new game: Fantasy Football Off The Gridiron. Players of Fantasy Football OTG will still be able to draft players and make teams, but rather than choosing players for their performance on the field, in OTG players are chosen for their behavior off the field. Different behaviors are given different point values and most of the action happens in the offseason, providing players…

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Texas High School Eliminates Science From Curriculum

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Jan. 14, 2016 Arlington, TX A school board measure at Texas High School passed this week that will effectively end science from being taught as a core subject. Parents, students, and educators all supported the cut. “There was just too much curriculum in that subject that contradicted the existence of God. We couldn’t in good conscience continue to teach lies like that to innocent children,” remarked Ellen Goodman, 24 year educator and mother of three. Cuts like these are not new at Texas High School. In 1997 the history books were substituted with Bibles. In 2009 the school also said…

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