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PERSPECTIVE: My Hometown Replaced A Statue Of Robert E. Lee With An Anatomically Correct Statue of Alf And Now Everyone Is Fuckcrazy

By: Jack Hutsey SUGAR TREE, TENN.— I’m so proud of my hometown. They took a moral stand against bigotry and racism and tore down a controversial statue of Robert E. Lee, who famously avoided visiting Sugar Tree after the war due to a strong sulfurous smell. To replace the memorial, the city council commissioned a new statue from an avant-garde German artisan simply named Balmoral. Balmoral worked for three months and unveiled the new monument at the Thanksgiving Jamboree. It was a bronze statue of TV’s Alf: dick, balls, taint and all. Balmoral called it “an indictment of greed and… … Keep Reading

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