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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Organizes Sexy Car Wash To Address Budget Shortfalls

8/2/2017 By: Jack Hutsey TORONTO—Donning a Speedo adorned with red maple leaves and a white half-shirt reading “O Canada” in a busy Tim Horton’s parking lot, Canadian Prime Minister and Great Northern Adonis Justin Trudeau told reporters revenue from his sexy car wash initiative was a surefire way to balance the budget and stimulate the economy. “The best investment Canada can make is in its own infrastructure. We’re all in this together” said Trudeau, dripping with suds, as he used his toned ass to clean dirt off of a 2003 Saturn Vue’s windshield before doing the splits on the hood.… … Keep Reading

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